Though I laugh to start with, but how does one conclude this .. actually forget concluding, how does one continue this ?? Is it possible to write this without offending anyone, I hope so !
I was standing in the Bank, when a smart looking foreign woman let out a fart, oh the smell!! Disgusting!! and I thought to myself, hello, I am the curry eater here, what makes you fart so bad ? The rest of us in the queue shifted around, I waved the documents in my hands around my nose, to keep the air fresh. But I imagine she must have been mortified, yet the young woman stood there as if nothing happened.
Farting is something we all do, but I dont think I will ever be able to do it in public. I do know of people, who let go at the slightest opportunity! A nook or a cranny and they let it out, I am surprised to think, how is it that I do not get the slightest pressure to pass one out ?? My bathroom, my sanctuary, this is where I would let go, be myself!
Last night was the second time I heard someone sharing there experience about farting while having sex. My dear friend said that she let out a fart while making love to her husband. Now her experience was that she laughed so hard about it, that the moment passed and love making went flying out the window. On the other hand another experience says that the moment was erotic as one felt privy to the others private moment. Each to their own I guess. As for me, well lets just say I'd probably be highly embarrassed if something like it happened to me.
A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a Fart
That cometh from thy Heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a Fart
God help me if I were to let one out !
